Paris Shows off her bum, Girls Gone Weed, Lohan wants Wonder Woman, & Hollywood Losers include Aniston, Lachey, Diaz and Timberlake

I thought a bum shot of Paris would start this rant off right today. Gossip or Truth is staying on top of their A-Game by providing more great shots of Ms. Paris Hilton and her kibbles an bits. Guess what? She’s stripping in public again. Please tell me this sctick is getting old for you peeps out there?

On My Space there’s a new page that’s generating tons of buzz… It’s soon to become its own entity on the net and bloggers are giving attention to this collection of photos and vids. Cannabis culture is making a femine statement with this one.

Egotastic reports that Lindsay Lohan wants to take a shot as a super hero as the next Wonder Woman. Personally, being the Lohan fan that I am, I think she’d make a great replacement for the legendary Linda Carter! I vote yes! No one will dispute the potential this girl has in Carter’s red hot hot-pants!

Nich Lachey and Jennifer Anniston both have to take a cover page out to tell the world that they are “ok”. If you need a moment to throw up in your mouth, take it now, then have a look at the Mag Cover Twins and their respective cover quotes. I am so done with these two. Go hide in a bunker wtih Osama if you want to avoid the world’s attention. We feel sorry for you, not for your situation. It must be so hard to be losers in the public eye.

Speaking of pathetic couples… Cameron Diaz and Justin Timberlake may be on the rocks. Looks like JT is getting a bit stuffed up with this relationship. The New York Daily News and Fametastic are reporting trouble in paradise for these two and here’s a shocker: JT thinks Cammy is too controlling. No sh*t, Sherlock.

“Psst.. Pay attention to me..”