Jessica and Jude sitting in a tree…

“Do you like my hair?”
Topping the smut news today is the torrid affair that Jessica Simpson and Jude Law are apparently having. Star magazine is reporting the two had a night to remember at the Chateau Marmont Hotel in Hollywood. First of all… does this really shock anyone? Second of all… we’re dealing with a blonde with the IQ of a stale peanut paired with a guy who just flushed his potential marriage to a supermodel down the tubes because he couldn’t keep it in his pants around his nanny. We’re not talking about a guy that has a lot of morals here… let alone any care for the future of his career. Talk about flushing the last of your credibility down the smut toilet. Not the sharpest knives in the drawer… Check out I don’t like you in that way for their humorours take on J&J. Jess needs to stop getting caught doing the walk of shame.
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March 8, 2006 / 3:38 pm
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