I’M BACK… Miss me? Here’s some dish on the Pitt-Aniston Split, Idol Mania, Paris’ panties many more morsels

I will start with my formal apology to my loyal blog fans about my disappearing act from the smut scene. It’s been a crazy week for me and my hubby so unless you wanted me to write in my sleep… don’t answer that. No more excuses… I’m back!

Here’s my favorite spicy dishes of the day:

Let’s start with the Pitt split. Looks like Jenni-poo and Brad have divvied up their $105 million worth of assets and have finalized the dealio. Jen keeps the 90210 mansion in Bev Hills (worth $40 mil) and Brad will assume ownership of their production company “Plan B” (Jen gets a minor stake in it still)

Plan B projects include a string of 12 successful independent movie releases, including Tim Burton’s Charlie And The Chocolate Factory.

Pitt and Aniston were reported to have made the final deal before the ice princess turned 37 (last Saturday).

Speaking of Brad.. what’s he up to while the ink is drying on the divorce? Check out Giltterati’s shots his new happy family. They are in Paris in between their save-the-world trips. Man, it sucks to be Jennifer. Why can’t she get the Vaughn-meister all dolled up and take him out for some Paparazzi shots?

Still on the preggo beat.. if you’re as infatuated with who’s preggo in Tinseltown as I am, then check out Egotastic’s shots of Gwennie’s new bun in the oven. That girl NEEDS the sun!!

Let’s move on to the bevy of beauties turning some heads out there today…

So it’s no secret that I’m hooked on American Idol. Last night’s first night on the big stage with the ladies was great. Loved the good, the bad, and the Cowell! I was, however, disappointed in Becky O’Donahue. She shat the bed big time in true karaoke style. Luckily for her AND her twin that she can quit her day job. Stick to modelling girls! Check out their picks in the next Maxim.

And my all time favorite story of the day? Actually its just the picture worth a thousand words… I’ll leave with you with the crotch shot of the day. Oh Paris. You are all class! (p.s. Look a little closer….Who’s the girl passed out on the floor?)